This is a poet's look at how people have differing priorities in life.
lyrics
WHERE’S ME TEETH
Dear Jane
I write this email especially for you
After that wonderful weekend we shared
just for two. Everything was perfect
and beyond belief, our lust proved a match of romance and sensual relief
But now with the memory still fresh
I have to report a personal grief
for after enjoying the calls of our fleshly love
I arrived home without my only set of false-teeth
Dear John
Thanks for the email especially from you
I enjoyed the weekend just for two
I told all my friends you’re the best lover I ever had
All those orgasms they weren’t half-bad
Your kisses were like a plunger sent from heaven
and my lips feel botoxed and my breasts are now bigger then ever
Dear Jane
Where’s me teeth? You can hear my plea
I can only slurp soup and suck mushy peas
I’m delighted you enjoyed the kissing on lips
and the vigorous sucking of your busty-bits
But without my teeth I’m ill equipped
My Dear John
I can still feel your tongue with your head on my thighs. The length and depth caught my breath
in complete surprise. You’re the best I’ve ever had
and I don’t tell lies cunnilingus with you definitely
Wins first prize
Dear Jane
Where’s me teeth? I can hardly speak proper
I feel so proud the cunnilingus met your needs good and topper, It was great for me too, But without my teeth I feel such a tool
So Jane
where’s me teeth? I cry one more time
try to remember where in the bed,
the cupboard, coffee-table, fire-place
and window-ledge they may lie
Sorry John
I cannot help for it will be 28 days
before they let me out. For not so long ago
and as he was asleep I endeavoured to extract
all my husbands teeth.
credits
from Poetry String,
released October 2, 2010
Words writen and spoken by Ck Scales. Music by Redjazblu.
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